Wow....
A phone call at my home from a random female from Humphreys County asking me about Africa since she's interested in visiting, purportedly. Turned out to be a parent of a student (not one of my students, but a student at my high school who knows me). Turned out to be she was more interested in me and my relationship status....not so much Africa. Turned out she wants to...uhh..."cut" a man from Africa and asked if we (African men) talk while we make love.